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They may be in line for a stiff sentence
 

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They may be in line for a stiff sentence
"I [did not] kill my Willi. My Willi is my god. I [have loved] my Willi for 22 years."
On the basis of that information, it appears she now has a stiff Willi for the forseeable future...might even turn into a rotting Willi at some point, unless it turns into a Burnt Willi instead.

Either way, he'll be in a mortuary freezer, so at the moment she's got a Chilly Willi.
 

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crazy, really am wondering what they were doing tho?!
 

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crazy, really am wondering what they were doing tho?!
I would imagine that they wanted to bury him back home in the fatherland. The cost and paperwork involved must be horrendous compared to trying to smuggle him on to a sleazy jet flight. Remember a family of holiday makers driving home from spain with granny on the roof rack.
 

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It's a bit whiffy..pardon the pun. Rigour Mortis, depending on localised temperatures and the condition of the deceased, loosely) sets in anywhere between 2/6 hours after the heart ceases, and remains, declining, for up to 48 hours or more so the old feller must have croaked well before the taxi trip. It's a basis for a short (black humour)film this!
 

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Wasn't he just dead tired?
 

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?3k to ship a body overseas I believe.
DTB...

Yer goan tae get a flyin heid butt unless ye sort that avatar 'n let her finish
 
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