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#24 ·
Ahahahahaha

Went out for an hour, come back to see the on going internet love story that is; Best Friends Forevers, Ludford and Alex Robinson.

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Martin Y said:
Yes, I know these are not really Latvian jokes and they're just contrived anti-jokes and 20+ years out of date and blah blah, but this is really funny stuff.

Ludford said:
Q: What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
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Moar please.
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One day boy say to father, "Father I have learn to read".

"This is such wonderful news" says father, "You will make us rich, buy many potato".

That night the boy died from cholera.

All is sad.

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

Why Latvian Security Police are travel in threes?

One can read. One can write. One is keep watch on the two intellectuals.

Latvian peasant girl skips through village road and is run down by local commisar.

Father is saddened, as had been promised fine mule from family in next village for her hand

"Oh Comrade Commissar, who will pick our potato now?"

Kindly Commissar give him 4 extra potato for loss of girl

That night father executed by Secret Police for hoarding.
 
#32 ·
Haha, chaps, no offence taken :)
The first jokes were good but later ones don't keep up to the level. I certainly wouldn't mind another good latvian joke.
And I must add, being a latvian I definitely see where these come from, Chris isn't far off in his perception.
 
#33 ·
moro said:
Haha, chaps, no offence taken :)
The first jokes were good but later ones don't keep up to the level. I certainly wouldn't mind another good latvian joke.
And I must add, being a latvian I definitely see where these come from, Chris isn't far off in his perception.
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Just realised you where Latvian! Is this the internet version of a fellow office worker making a racist joke in front of said minority.

Sooooo.... do the potato comments actually come from something?
 
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alexevans said:
moro said:
Haha, chaps, no offence taken :)
The first jokes were good but later ones don't keep up to the level. I certainly wouldn't mind another good latvian joke.
And I must add, being a latvian I definitely see where these come from, Chris isn't far off in his perception.
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Just realised you where Latvian! Is this the internet version of a fellow office worker making a racist joke in front of said minority.

Sooooo.... do the potato comments actually come from something?
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From the popularity of the said vegetable over here and its arbitrary association with poverty my humble guess is.
 
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Man says to daughter

"One day I will take you to America"

Daughter cries with joy

Man notices potato is salt

"Actually I will not take you to America"

Potato is more salt

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
 
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