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Im not much of a drinker - i probably have about 1 unit a week on average. When we watch a movie we usually have a Cuba Libre, because its the only booze that her highness will drink. Still, its nice enough.
I once had Sex on the Beach on holiday (sadly, the drink, not the activity). Apart from that, im inexperienced in the ways of cocktail.

However, a couple of weeks ago i saw The Big Lebowski for the first time (ace film) and he drinks White Russians all the way through it, so i thought i'd give that a try. In sainsburys i bought some Vodka today, though i couldnt remember what else went in it. I was going to ask the girl that was stacking up the lager display, but i bottled out at the last minute. Ive just read on Wikepedia that its Kahlua, so i'll have to get some.

Whats your cocktail of choice?
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Gibson a martini with a splash less vermouth (or better still more gin) and a pickled onion instead of an olive.
Brown Cow
I do like to slurp on a nice cock.

..tail.

Current favourite being the MOJITO, cuban rum, lime, mint, sugar, and lots of ice. nice!
I like the one where you put Jack Daniels in a glass.
Scarlet Miss Charlotte (Rasberry Vodka, Rasberry Liqueur, Lime & Soda) but i'd rather a Mount Gay & Coke (Barbados Rum, has to be half as much coke as rum & a squeeze of lime, drinking one now)
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I like the one where you put Jack Daniels in a glass.
oooh. i like that one too
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Frozen Margharitas mmmmmmm......
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I absolutley love cock!!!!!

tails.....i love strawberry shortcake....cant remember what its made of though, its strawberry ice cream and summat....i always thought it tasted of marzipan..cant think what its called though
Long Island ice Tea - Gin, White rum, Tequila, Vodka, Triple sec top up Cola,dash of Lime juice,dash of Lemon juice

Flaming Lamborghini - Pour the sambuca and kahlua into a cocktail glass. Pour the baileys and blue curacao into two seperate shot glasses either side of the cocktail glass. Set light the concoction in the cocktail glass and start to drink through a straw (this drink should be drunk in one). As the bottom of the glass is reached put out the fire by pouring the baileys and blue curacao into the cocktail glass and keep drinking till it's all gone.

Strawberry Daiquiri - White rum, Crème de fraises, Lemon juice, 4 Strawberries

there is another one with champagne and strawbury but i cant remember the name but it tastes nice

oh and is it bad that Smirnoff sent me a free bottle of Vodka today
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I like the one where you put Jack Daniels in a glass.
oooh. i like that one too

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Another man with flamboyant tastes! It makes a nice change to have it as a cocktail like that rather than straight from the bottle.
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I like the one where you put Jack Daniels in a glass.
oooh. i like that one too

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Another man with flamboyant tastes! It makes a nice change to have it as a cocktail like that rather than straight from the bottle.
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if i'm feeling really fancy, i break out my glenmorangie quinta ruban. it's like christmas cake in a drink for any time of the year
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I used to love a cocktail called an "Attitude Adjuster" which they used to vend at the Long island ice tea shop just of Leicester square.
YOu can actually taste your mood changing as you drink it.

I have no idea what is in it.

It was the perfect after work start to the weekend Friday night thing.
Unfortunately the long island ice tea shop was a really cheesy affair which you only went to after quite a lot of after work drinking as it was.

Those days are long gone now though and its probably less than 1 unit a month for me now.
Long Island ice Tea - Gin, White rum, Tequila, Vodka, Triple sec top up Cola,dash of Lime juice,dash of Lemon juice
this is the only genuinely manly cocktail. You can tell because it involves a half pint of spirits - I prefer it with brown rum and no cola

tom collins - can't remember the exact arrangement but its got lemon, soda and gin in. Basically gin&tonic but not as nice.

The various martini combos are pretty good. I like dry martini with gin, an olive and a dribble of olive oil when I'm feeling sophisticated. If im feeling fruity I'll have the sweet one with vodka.

While not strictly a cocktail in the screaming orgasm sense, the king of booze is G&T over a load of ice with a big old chunk of lime - it should be drunk before breakfast for full effect.
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I like the one where you put Jack Daniels in a glass.
oooh. i like that one too

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Another man with flamboyant tastes! It makes a nice change to have it as a cocktail like that rather than straight from the bottle.
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If it aint broke.........
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my favorite is long island ice tea.......mmmmmm tasty
Best morning after the night before pickup has to be a Bloody Mary with a good splash of Tabasco!
a Harvey Wallbanger...... delicous
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I like the one where you put Jack Daniels in a glass.
oooh. i like that one too

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Another man with flamboyant tastes! It makes a nice change to have it as a cocktail like that rather than straight from the bottle.
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If it aint broke.........

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jack daniels is inherently broken

out of all the cheap shite whiskeys in the world, why is one that tastes like someone's taken a bad bourbon and spat in it the most popular?

I'll never understand it
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Moscow Mule is one of my preffered cocktails tbh.

Vodka, lime & ginger beer !!
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