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#1 Fizbne

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 01:35 PM

HNNNNNNNNNNNGHGHGHGHGH... EVER FIND YOU'RE NOT SLIPPERY ENOUGH WHEN YOU NEED TO SLIDE YOUR SHAFT IN TO YOUR CAVERN OF CHOCOLATE JOY?

 

WELL NOW THERE'S GUN LUBE. SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR OILING UP YOUR GUN SHAFT TO SHAFT ALL THE THINGS. ESPECIALLY ASSHOLS

 

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MMMMMMMMM HNGHGHGHG... GUN OIL ASSHOL LUBE.

 

I guess the targeted ads are working GR8 M8. We've got  Mazda 3's, British Gas, and since we're all driving MX5's and are TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALLY GHEY this is 100% relevant to our interests.

 

 

 

Srsly wtf.


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#2 R3k1355

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 01:38 PM

The ads are targeted to your personal browsing habits, the rest of us aren't seeing that.

So it's probably some site you've been on.

 

Also I'm fairly sure thats a piece of adware you've got infecting your pc.


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#3 Ollie5

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 01:38 PM

:rofl:


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Posted 14 November 2014 - 01:46 PM

HNNNNNNNNNNNGHGHGHGHGH... EVER FIND YOU'RE NOT SLIPPERY ENOUGH WHEN YOU NEED TO SLIDE YOUR SHAFT IN TO YOUR CAVERN OF CHOCOLATE JOY?

 

WELL NOW THERE'S GUN LUBE. SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR OILING UP YOUR GUN SHAFT TO SHAFT ALL THE THINGS. ESPECIALLY ASSHOLS

 

wtfadvert_zps899a067e.jpg

 

 

MMMMMMMMM HNGHGHGHG... GUN OIL ASSHOL LUBE.

 

I guess the targeted ads are working GR8 M8. We've got  Mazda 3's, British Gas, and since we're all driving MX5's and are TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALLY GHEY this is 100% relevant to our interests.

 

 

 

Srsly wtf.

 

 

The ads are targeted to your personal browsing habits, the rest of us aren't seeing that.

So it's probably some site you've been on.

 

Also I'm fairly sure thats a piece of adware you've got infecting your pc.

^^ This !  :stirthepot:


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#5 moro

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 01:49 PM

busted


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Posted 14 November 2014 - 01:55 PM

Hahahaha hilarious!


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#7 Fizbne

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 01:55 PM

AWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. BUT I'M ON MY WORK MACHINE.


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Posted 14 November 2014 - 02:01 PM

Hahaha ALL OF YR PCs ARE NOW BELONG TO US.

Since the changeover my phone feels like it's infected every time i visit nutz. One time i was trying to sign in and kept being redirected to some shit rpg game on playstore. Some of my targetted ads get blocked by tesco for being too obscene over 3g. Hoping those same ads don't turn up when i am at work
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Posted 14 November 2014 - 02:02 PM

AWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. BUT I'M ON MY WORK MACHINE.

 

WOW, having the guts to surf gay porn at work. Kudos.


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#10 miles

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 02:03 PM

Yeah cookie based, so specially selected for you.
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90 lil' Red Roadster M45, Konis, JR, RS*R, Watanabe,Torsen, Leather, ILM LoPros...............
98 RS Black Mazdaspeed shocks/springs, Autoexe CAI, RB Duals, gold wheels and Victory Lane air freshener ....
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Posted 14 November 2014 - 02:04 PM

I really should delete this, but then again.......
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90 lil' Red Roadster M45, Konis, JR, RS*R, Watanabe,Torsen, Leather, ILM LoPros...............
98 RS Black Mazdaspeed shocks/springs, Autoexe CAI, RB Duals, gold wheels and Victory Lane air freshener ....
99 Sport red £700 of pure awesomeness.

#12 Fizbne

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 02:09 PM

But no gay porno :c.

 

Our machines are shared.

 

Maybe it's that.

 

GOGOLE Y U SO TROLL :'C


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Posted 14 November 2014 - 02:11 PM

That's just made my day!    :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

 

Thanks Fizbum.


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Posted 14 November 2014 - 02:21 PM

Lol-tastic.  Lube for Jizzbum.

 

Fizbne man, this be the funniest gosh darned thread you've ever done started.


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Posted 14 November 2014 - 06:02 PM

LOL @ Jizzbum.

 

:banana:


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#16 Fizbne

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 06:11 PM

wubwubwub :'c


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Posted 14 November 2014 - 06:30 PM

LOL @ Jizzbum.

 

:banana:

just read through this and it has left me smiling after a hard nasty day. and i think jizzbum needs to stick. :yes:  :yes:


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Posted 14 November 2014 - 06:38 PM

Just spilt coffee on phone laughing at this lol
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Posted 14 November 2014 - 06:44 PM

Oh lel



Fizbne is faggot and here is definitive proof


Good day sir
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Posted 14 November 2014 - 06:58 PM

Very funny , GUN OIL
Sounds very macho
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